I just got my computer back after a ridiculous virus. We had to completely reformat it which sucked cause I had to start all over but now I shouldn't have any more problems with viruses.

Lots happened with Lauren and I. We are together but her ex Michal is having some major issues with that. We didn't get together until after they had broken up and then Lauren stayed here for about 5 days. Michal walked in on us twice... that was fun. One time we weren't even sitting by each other or doing anything and she was freaking out yelling and saying "I hate you" to me for about 5 times. The other time we were kind of in the moment of something and walked into my house at about 4am.... awesome day. Now they are trying to see if they can be friends and live together. Michal said they can only be friends if I'm not in her life. So yeah lots of fun drama. Oh the joys of dating a young girl.

Other than that life is good, money is tight, girlfriend is great, Tanner is pukey, Ellen is awesome.

My computer has a virus, it blows.
Been watching Skins, it rocks.
The girl I like that likes me back is afraid to dump her homophobic bisexual gf, it blows.
I got the weekend off, it rocks.
Way behind on my hw, it blows.
Going to wade through a gigantic puddle while drunk with Staci tomorrow, it may rock?

Does anyone know of a good site just to stream tv shows since I'm kind of scared to download anything right now? This is practically the only time I've been able to use my computer this week.

So I've friended this new couple and I'm trying to help them out but I need some help too. They are a couple years younger than me both around 19. For one, L, it is her very first relationship, first of everything. For the other, M, I guess she was engaged to a guy before she started dating L, they have been together over a year. L is pretty sure she is a lesbian but just not ready to full on come out with it. M says she bisexual but believes her situation, she refuses to see it as a relationship, with L is a sin. M is incredibly religious, comes from 2 lesbian moms, tells people she is single, dates guys, tells people that L is her cousin. L and M live together, share rent/utilities, own a pet together, have sex with one another, basically have all the things of a relationship, as long as it stays in the confines of their place. They say they are in love with one another and that they are happy but its pretty clear that they just want people to think that and are very desperate to have someone approve of what they are doing.

I want to show M that she can have both her religion and L and not offend anyone but she doesn't believe that will ever be possible. I don't know what to say to her. L and I get along great and she is opening up a bit more to accepting her sexuality but no matter what she will do anything for M, even though that is sacrificing her happiness. I got M a book on Homosexuality and Faith and a few other books and L is watching all my movies and tv show dvds pertaining to homosexuality. So they are open to learning and figuring out their feelings on this but M is pretty adament that God does not approve of what she is doing and that if she admits the relationship to anyone than she will be damned to hell.

I've never met anyone like M before, I don't really know what to say to her or how to help her see that she can be with L and have God and be happy. I'm closer to L and feel bad for her in this situation and I want to help her through this but I don't know what to do.

And it's over but she left me no choice and it's not like I was going to be able to change her mind anyways.

I wish I could have some sort of genetic mutation or technicological design to enhance myself.

Am I being unreasonable? About anything?

I am quitting livejournal. Anything else I write on here will be set to private if I feel the need to do so but overall there's no point to anything right now.

I think I'm getting lj bitch slapped

I didn't call yesterday and today because of you. I called because I thought I could talk to you, not about you or me, but to talk to you about my friend Angela whose brother killed himself on the 14th a couple years ago and about my dad whose birthday is on the 29th. To talk because I thought at the very least you were my friend and that I had someone who would want to listen. I doubt you'll ever read this but at least I can get the chance to explain myself somehow. I'll keep my word for you though, I will leave you alone.

Its never fair to put words that were never said into a persons mouth and end up hating them for part of a lie instead of the whole truth.

I got suspended from work and after suspension, I'm on probation for 6 months. I'm never going to get anywhere with this. It's a personal attack and I'm kind of helpless at the moment.

What a great day

Hell yes! Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are done. Thank goodness she is too fucking hot for him and he always seemed kind of skeevy.
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx/?news=322744>1=28103



I know I don't stand a chance but she is just so darn pretty.

Edit: WTF? It says I just got an email from myself?

Easily one of the best stories to wake up to and now for all of you to enjoy:

MAN ROBS STORE WITH BANANA
updated 3:10 p.m. PT, Thurs., June. 26, 2008
FREDERICK COUNTY, Md. — Frederick County sheriff’s deputies are looking for a man who attacked a convenience store clerk with a banana.

A man walked into a 7-Eleven store in Monrovia just after midnight Wednesday and demanded money. Investigators said that when the clerk refused, the man became so agitated that he started grabbing items off the counter.

He snatched up a banana and began hitting the clerk, the sheriff’s office said.

The clerk pulled out a knife, and the man with the banana split.



I love stupid people.

Edit: Has anyone else seen this craziness? There is like a whole series of this guy.

Happy Fathers Day Dad.

I just found out that my mother has been fucking dating someone for 2 months now. On FRIDAY it was One fucking year since he has been gone. ONE YEAR. She started talking to this guy in MARCH from her wonderful eHarmony site. I feel sick. She had dinner with him last week. We got in a fight about the eHarmony stuff just last month. FUCK. I can't even cry, or move, or do anything. I'm just sitting here stunned and alone. I don't even have a friend I could call. Fuck you mom, this is complete bullshit.

Bleh why do grocery stores have to open at 6am? Nobody even comes in till close to 7 usually. Plus I have to be there like ten mins early for unpaid time to turn on display lights. Tanner just humped his blanket and now he is going to sleep, why can't I have that life? Tomorrow Im one of the closers so I'm 2-10, today is 6-230 so basically when I go tomorrow yes it will technically be 24 hours but when you factor in laziness/sleep thats just not very much time.

... I tired.

Things that are awesome:

-Rilo Kiley

-Space Heaters

-Beer

-Girls or 'chicks'

-Comedy........ yeah... why not?

-Alone time to.... go to the bathroom, eat, sleep, walk around....... naked. (gross to some of you all but I loved it!)

-Writing messages backwards. !ti evol I

-Cutting psycho ex-girlfriends completely out of your life!

Things that are NOT awesome:

-The complete opposite of Rilo Kiley, like maybe something with Polka?

-The couple of inches of SNOW outside

-Empty beer cans

-Males or 'dudes' or dreams where you are groping Marilyn Manson's boobs.

-Bloody gore

-Alone time being crushed unexpectedly

-People who write checks at the grocery store!

-People who insult you for not reading the hardcopy of a newspaper. Hello fuckwad ever hear of the news being online for FREE? Ohh what's that??? You haven't? Because maybe you're an old asshole?... Yeah that's what I thought so SHUT THE FUCK UP next time!

The police are coming to my house on Thursday between 10-2pm because I have a cat.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Things to resolve this week:

-MONEY issues
-Paying bills
-Finding a way to keep Tanner
-Talking to my housing managers
-Shampooing the carpets/mega cleaning the mold from the fridge (it just needs it)
-Not letting my coworker (Triplet) walk all over me because of my ridiculous miniscule crush on her
-Going on my date (Thursday) with Erin and not being a spaz during it
-Working
-Not drinking/smoking till at least the weekend
-Going to therapy
-Maybe getting my oil changed

My life is fairly boring as you can tell but maybe someone will be interested in this. Now I'm off to a 'Bitchy Roommate Gone' Party!

Goodnights to yous!

I apologize to those that I offended/angered/ENRAGED!!! with yesterdays post. I know this wont make ammends but its worth a look right?

( Highly Inappropriate Video )